Monday, May 7, 2012

Kids Say the Darndest Things

Ah Kids.   Seriously, mine are cracking me up lately.   Had to hurry and document a few of my favorite funny moments from today before I forget.

1) Took the girls to the mall with me today.   Bought them some pretzel bites and set them up on the bench right outside the store I was headed into.   While sitting on the bench the Mall Cop walked by.  Hope started to panic.  She said, "Ok girls.  Everyone act natural.  If he asks us where our mom is we are going to say that Hallee is our mom and she just has a disease that makes it so she doesn't grow.  Got it?"    I haven't stopped laughing about it ALL day.   So funny!!!

2)  Last night in attempt to get a little more comfortable I took off the old brazier and put my t-shirt back on. Caymbree looked up at me and said, "Whoa Mom.  Your boobs just got a LOT smaller!"   Ha Ha.  What can I say.  Love my padded brazier!